N. P. Harris and A. M. Hall

Excerpt taken from the Chat Room for Celebrities with Three Names:

KneelPatrick: Yo?

AnthonyM_Hall: Hey, NPH. What’s up?

KneelPatrick: Not much, just got back from script meetings.

AnthonyM_Hall: Yeah, those put me to sleep.

KneelPatrick: sort of like your show, then?



AnthonyM_Hall: Yeah, right. Funny.

KneelPatrick: See, how your show’s been “put to sleep”? see how I did that…

AnthonyM_Hall: Um, yeah, Neil, Howsabout we don’t talk about that?

KneelPatrick: Oh, c’mon I was just kidding. You might get another job sometime. I hear they pay for voiceover work in videogames now.

AnthonyM_Hall: OK, Doogie, enough!

KneelPatrick: Hey! What are you saying? Doogie Howser was the bomb!

AnthonyM_Hall: Speaking of bombs, how did that Harold and Kamahl thing work out?

KneelPatrick: Harold and Kumar. It went fine. The overseas numbers were pretty strong.

AnthonyM_Hall: Cool, so you’re a big hit in Prague?

KneelPatrick: Hey, Molly Ringwald called, she wants her underwear back.

AnthonyM_Hall: What are you, 12?

KneelPatrick: No seriously, she wants ‘em. The pink ones.

AnthonyM_Hall: OK, I’ll call her.

AnthonyM_Hall: That was a classic flick, though, man.

KneelPatrick: Yeah, I remember I thought it was pretty funny. Of course I was too young to see it when it first came out.

AnthonyM_Hall: Age jokes now? You really are 12.

KneelPatrick: You look good for your age, though. Seriously. In the next Harold and Kamahl movie they’re looking for someone to play my Dad, you know. I could put in a good word…

AnthonyM_Hall: Kumar.

BrianDoyleMurray: Hey, guys, what’s up?

KneelPatrick: Sorry, man, this room is for celebrities only.

AnthonyM_Hall: Yeah, how’d you get in here?

BrianDoyleMurray: What do you mean? Didn’t you see Caddyshack? I was on SNL one year, you know.

KneelPatrick: What, after those first guys left?

AnthonyM_Hall: Hey, there’s nothing wrong with being on SNL.

KneelPatrick: Oh, yeah, you were on it, too, right? There’s a high point.

JenniferJasonL: Hey, what are you picking on Anthony for? He was good in Edward Scissorhands.

KneelPatrick: What, the ‘roided up Anthony? Hey, you know what steroids do to you, right Anthony?

AnthonyM_Hall: Hey, quiet down. I’ve been crushing on Jennifer since Fast Times. Even if she’s got ½ a guy’s name.

BrianDoyleMurray: I was almost in Fast Times you know.

KneelPatrick: Really? I don’t remember Bill being in that one.

BrianDoyleMurray: Well, he wasn’t, but… Wait – what are you saying?

Lou_Gossett_Junior: Hello everyone, hows my peeps?

BrianDoyleMurray: Aww man, who let Lou in again?

KneelPatrick: Lou, Jesus man, I thought we told you this room is for actors with THREE NAMES ONLY!

Lou_Gossett_Junior: What are you talking about?

Lou_Gossett_Junior: LOU

Lou_Gossett_Junior: GOSSET

Lou_Gossett_Junior: JUNIOR

AnthonyM_Hall: Lou, Junior doesn't count! Geez, do you know who we'd have to let in here if we let in every JUNIOR?

KneelPatrick: Harry Connick, Robert Downey....

Freddie_Prinze_Jr: HEY GUYS!

AnthonyM_Hall has left the room

BrianDoyleMurray has left the room

KneelPatrick has left the room

JenniferJasonL has left the room