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Sunday, June 22, 2008

10 Things Learned from the 1st Moon Landing

captured from an entry posted to the Celebrity Top 10 Lists web site:

10 Things We Learned from the First Moon Landing
posted by OneSmallStep_Man

  1. A rock is a rock is a rock
  2. Don't take urinals for granted
  3. President Nixon's first name actually IS Dick. It's not just something people call him.
  4. Gas pedal is on the right.
  5. Weightlessness isn't that fun after the first few hours
  6. Earth looks so small and helpless from up there, until you come crashing back into it and your heat shield barely holds.
  7. Guys at Mission Control don't think "Hey, was that crack in the window always there?" joke is very funny.
  8. Hot dogs don't taste as good when you have to squeeze them out of a tube
  9. Don't go on a long trip with someone named "Buzz". Turns out he got his nickname from habit of making annoying noises all the time.
  10. That Cronkite guy is really over rated
Posted by Jason Campbell at 10:43 AM

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