Man. I can't believe it. I guess you all know by now that my movie didn't fare so well, so I guess its time to come clean about the whole "tomatoes making you sick" thing.
After that "Lady in the Water" fiasco, I knew I had to do something BIG to get the people to see my next film. Then they went and cast that former-Funky-Bunch-boy-band-brother kid to play the lead, and the weird chick from Elf to play his love interest - and I knew I was screwed.
So, I called in a favor, (Bruce owed me after restarting his career), and hired that secret PR firm that can do anything - you know the one that threw the 2000 election for Al - and they had a great idea... A fake salmonella scare.
Yeah, see, my movie was about plants making people sick, so it really fit. I mean, if people we already scared of their salads from Del Taco, then holy crap this movie would make a lot of money... right?
RIGHT?
Wrong. So, now it's back to the drawing board. I don't know what movie I'll work on next, but I do know two things - 1. I think I'll play one of the parts myself, you know, to mix things up a bit... and 2. Well, I don't wanna give anything away but I'm thinking... "SURPRISE ENDING".
-M.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
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