Sarah Palin's Twitter

captured from Sarah Palin's twitter site.
October 3, 8:24am: Got up and went to the kitchen, saw 3 deers prancing across the back meadow through the window.
October 3, 8:26am: Got the shotgun.
October 3, 8:34am: dinner for tonight taken care of.
October 3, 9:20am: met with Don Rumsfeld to get rundown on the army and stuff.
October 3, 10:04am: finished soccer game with Rummy. took some notes on Pakistan.


October 3, 10:15am: have to head to dry goods store to pick up some things.
October 3, 10:25am: back to the house, forgot the fur. put it on and out to the store again.
October 3, 11:15am: back with shopping. pouring wet, ruined fur.
October 3, 11:45am: met with Condy to brush up on Diplomacy.
October 3, 12:15pm: took Condy trapping. took some notes on Israel. Turns out "diplomacy" is a lot like bitching at Martha from the PTA. Should be easy.
October 3, 12:45pm: Got to head out and listen to John. Probably complain about something I said to Joe last nite. If his memory holds out. Poor dear man.
October 3, 12:55pm: Shot a moose.
October 3, 1:15pm: Met with John. Not too bad. Try to say "umm" less. And wear tighter skirt.