from Mini_Me's Flickr

Hey everyone! I can't wait for my movie to be released this weekend. Sure, some people say Mike is using my height as a joke way to often, but man you should see the poontang I'm getting.

Anyway, here are some pictures I took at the premiere last weekend, what a blast we had!

Halle Berry, looking lovely as always:


You know who this is, don't you? They were gone halfway through, but I have a feeling they liked what they saw!

Hannah Montana was there, I think my height made her uncomfortable, she help crossing her legs like this. What Miley? I was just trying to get a picture!

The cast from Sex and the City. What lovely ladies, and I couldn't help but notice how nice their shoes were. I totally banged one of them that night - but I won't tell you who! (HINT: the carpet matches the drapes!)

This lovely lady needs no introduction! She was great in all those freaky Spider-Movies, but I bet someone she had died, because she hadn't been in anything since. It was great to see her again, even if it did cost me 100 bucks!

HA HA Look how drunk Mike's girlfriend got:

And of course, what would a party be without Brad!

Well as you can see I had a blast. Mike and I are talking about getting me into the next Shrek movie, so I gotta run!

-Verne