Getting Away With Nothing

Excerpt taken from the Chat Room for Celebrities Who Were Charged but Not Convicted of Crimes:


KingofPop: So anyway, I said, Blanket, its Jesus Juice, its ok, drink it.

OJTheJuice: Did somebody say Juice?

KingofPop: MeHEE! Shamon!

Beretta: Evening everyone.

OurKelly: Hi Blake, what’s shaking?

Beretta: Man, I lost my gun again. I keep leaving it places.

OJTheJuice: Dude! How many times have I told you that you need to get rid of the weapon real good! Hiding it behind the guest house never works. I should know.

Beretta: I didn’t hide it behind my guest house…I left it at a restaurant, again.


KingofPop: You know you should have secret rooms like I had at Neverland, they never found me there. Well not right away. HEE hee! Shamon!

OurKelly: You know, that doesn’t always work. You forgot to tell me to also include a bathroom…I forgot, got locked in there with a, a, a friend and err had an accident!

KingofPop: R…have some Jesus Juice and relaxxxxx. HEE hee!

OJTheJuice: Again, what’s with the Juice?

PhilSpector: Ooh juice, I like juice, especially when it’s fermented and all full of alcohol. I like to give it to the ladies I have over before…

LawyertoPhil: Phil’s not going to finish that last post as it could interfere with the impending case against him. Continue Phil…

PhilSpector: Oh never mind, I got a hair appointment.

PhilSpector has left the room.

OJTheJuice: Is it just me or are women the source of all our problems? It’s like they were asking for it.

KobeBryant: Man, she asked for it but I didn’t give it…lol. Like I’d risk everything for a hotel girl, man.

Beretta: Yeah the women! Kill the women! Ooops, err ahh.

Beretta has left the room.

KingofPop: I don’t have a problem with women. HEE hee! Blanket, come here, child…..Prince Michael….where are you? Shamon!

KingofPop has left the room.

OJTheJuice: Man, I thought that freak would never leave! One more HEEhee and I’d just wanna….

OurKelly: Calm down, bro.

OJTheJuice: What the heck is “shamon” anyway?

KobeBryant: Calm down, no reason to lose your head. Cut it out.

OurKelly: I gotta go, I have to work on chapter 693 of Trapped in the Closet. Peace!

OurKelly has left the room.

KobeBryant: Man, I gotta go too, my wife’s making me take her jewelry shopping, I wonder what I did wrong this week. Later!

KobeBryant has left the room.

OJTheJuice: Am I alone in here? Anyone? Oh well guess I will go look for football cards on Ebay.

OJTheJuice has left the room.