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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Kobe and Belichik

captured from an email Exchange:

To: B_Belichik@cheaters.nfl
From: KoB@playaz.nba
Date: June 24 2008 1:01pm
Subject: Winning the big one

Bill; Hey, Bill; My name is Kobe, and I just lost the NBA championship. Maybe ya heard. That wasn't cool at all, amn. I need to win one. Ok, so I won 3, but I mean one just for me, if you now what I mean. I want to avoid any "Shacky" entanglements, get it?
Since you win all the time, I want to know how you did it. I heard you got all kinds of ways to get around all the lame "rules" and stuff.
thanks, dawg,
K


To: KoB@playaz.nba
From: B_Belichik@cheaters.nfl
Date: June 25 2008 2:11pm
Subject: Re: Winning the big one

Dear Koybe: I heard about you losing the Championship. It was actually pretty big news around the Boston area, believe it or not. Sorry about that. Maybe you didn't hear about it, but I actually lost the Championship this year also.
I'd love to help, but I'm not sure I can. I don't really know any ways rules. Sure, I made some video tapes. Of the other team's coaches. While he was giving signals to his defense. But that was just a misunderstanding between me and the league. And the Refs. And the other teams. And the rulebook.




To: B_Belichik@cheaters.nfl
From: KoB@playaz.nba
Date: June 25 2008 3:01pm
Subject: Re: Winning the big one

Hey, Billy; right, right, cool.
so you got the jump by making some videos? Cool.
Hey, how bout hooking a brother up and showin me how to do that?

thanks, man


To: KoB@playaz.nba
From: B_Belichik@cheaters.nfl
Date: June 25 2008 11:31pm
Subject: Re: Winning the big one

Kobe; Umm, you want to tape the other team? I think that's already been done. It's called the ABC Sports NBA broadcast. Just set your DVR.


To: B_Belichik@cheaters.nfl
From: KoB@playaz.nba
Date: June 26 2008 9:01am
Subject: Re: Winning the big one

Billy; right right, cool.
but don't say nothin, right? I mean, I don't wanna get caught and humiliated like you did. You know? I don't wanna be all embarrassed in the national media.


To: KoB@playaz.nba
From: B_Belichik@cheaters.nfl
Date: June 26 2008 11:01pm
Subject: Re: Winning the big one

Kobe; yeah, thanks for reminding me of all that, I'd nearly suppressed it.
But you know taping the other team playing isn't illegal. In fact, you're supposed to do it.
I'm surprised Coach Jackson doesn't show you the tapes at team meetings and practices.


To: B_Belichik@cheaters.nfl
From: KoB@playaz.nba
Date: June 27 2008 10:21am
Subject: Re: Winning the big one

Bill-dawg; right, right. Ya know, Coach probably does show those tapes at team meetings.
I should really check one of those out sometimes.


To: KoB@playaz.nba
From: B_Belichik@cheaters.nfl
Date: June 27 2008 11:02am
Subject: Re: Winning the big one

Yeah, you do that, and get back to me.
Oh wait, you know what? I'm going to take a job with a football league in Tokyo. Yeeah, I umm.. almost forgot.
I have to leave tomorrow, and they umm.... don't allow email in Japan. So I won't be able to get any email.
So please don't - I mean, you won't be able to email me.
Sorry. And I hope that whole going to practice works out for you..

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Funny guys - keep it up.

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