Dropping a Dime on Designers

This is a transcript of a call that was intercepted between three of the hottest Hollywood fashion designers…the designers have been given pseudonyms to protect their identities.

Designer1: Morning everyone, shall we begin?

Designer2: Sure.

Designer3: Ok…I think the first thing we need to address is the next big trend.

D1: I agree. I think it’s still accessories. Those oversized bug eye sunglasses went over very well.

D3: I can’t believe they became so big…The trend I mean, not just the size of the lenses.

D2: Who’d have thought that they’d believe something that makes them look like a reject from the latest “Return of the Fly” movie would make them ‘cool’?

D3: No doubt. I got Ashley Olson to wear a headband around the front of her head, instead of over it.

D2: I saw that Lourdes, Madonna’s daughter, copied that too! *laughs*

D1: Well I got Mary-Kate to wear a bright watercolor print Mumu and she only weighs like 80 lbs…that was a hoot!

D2: Nothing beats the time I got Bjork to wear that swan dress! *snorts*

D3: Remember when I got Lara Flynn-Boyle to wear a tutu with faux ballet slippers that had ribbons that went up her legs…she was so thin…It’s easier to dress a broom handle!

D2: Don’t forget the time I got Celine Dion to wear her suit backwards to the Grammy’s that was so crazy!

D1: Did either of you ever think back in design school that you would get to wield such power? I mean think about it…we say something is cool and trendy and it is….

D3: I was thinking…wouldn’t it be funny to say, make a dress out of a hefty trash bag and tell them it was the newest thing in “green” clothing?

D2: *snorts* I know, right? I’ll still never forgive myself to introducing Ashton Kutcher to trucker hats…that is worse than a hefty bag!

The call is disconnected…