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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Reaction of other athletes to Phelps winning 8 gold medals


Captured email sent to the International Olympic Committee
From: Usain Bolt, Gold Medal winner
To: IOC
Re: 8 gold medals
Phelps got tons of press with his winning 8 gold medals, and to the fans, it makes guys like me look like chumps. Hey, I won gold in my event! What more can I do?
But that's the frikkin' point. No one else could win 8 medals, 'cause there aren't enough events to do it! So, give me a frikkin' chance, how about it? So, here's some events that could be added to the next Olympics to give us a shot at it:
100m sprint with one hand tied behind your back.
100m sprint backwards
100m sprint while patting head and rubbing stomach
100m sprint while balancing egg on a spoon
100m sprint while reciting Soliloquy from Hamlet
100m sprint blindfolded

Irie,

Usain "Chest Thumpin" Bolt,

Gold Medal Winner

Posted by Jason Campbell at 6:00 AM

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