Email Exchange decided the new name of "Hari Puttar: A comedy of Terrors"

Email exchange regarding the name change for “Hary Puttar”

From: bollywood_producer@india.india
To: Bollywood_lawyer@india.india

Subject: Other names for Hari Puttar.

Dear Lawyer,

Here are a few of the names I came up with for the “Hari Puttar” movie since the Americans are being so freaking touchy:

Since the movie takes place in the summer, and he used to live in the tropical area of India, I was thinking “Tropic Thunder” would make a lot of sense. No?

Or, alternatively, since Hari is such a strong willed character we could call him “The Iron Man”! Sounds good, yes?

One other one, just a quick thought, what about we play up the side of Hari that is darker even though he is more honorable and call him “The Dark Knight?”

So my new title idea is “The Dark Knight: An Iron Man makes a Tropic Thunder!”

Your Friend,

AP
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To: bollywood_producer@india.india
From: Bollywood_lawyer@india.india

Subject: RE: Other names for Hari Puttar.


My friend AP, are you kidding me with this? This is terrible. All of those names are names from movies made in Hollywood already. This year even!

Gujarat Berkowitz
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From: bollywood_producer@india.india
To: Bollywood_lawyer@india.india

Subject: RE:RE: Other names for Hari Puttar.

Dear Lawyer,

Mama Mia! These Americans have so many movies it’s hard to think of something that hasn’t been used, I don’t want to get involved in a Clone Wars. I mean, Hollywood and Bollywood are Step Brothers, you’d think they’d be a little more lenient! I’ve Wanted to work in Hollywood for a long time, but all their movies are about Sex and the Cities… yet one day they will Get Smart. We all voted on the new name, and it came down to a Swing Vote by Prince Caspian, but in the end we all decided on this:”Meet Dave”.

Your Friend,

AP
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To: bollywood_producer@india.india
From: Bollywood_lawyer@india.india

Subject: RE:RE:RE: Other names for Hari Puttar.

NO NO NO! Are you kidding me right now Paji? You are filled with Hollywood names, you must stop this.
Remember the music scene in the movie? Just call it “The Rocker” and be done with it.

-Gujarat Berkowitz
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From: bollywood_producer@india.india
To: Bollywood_lawyer@india.india

Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Other names for Hari Puttar.

Wasn’t THAT a movie from this year too?

Your Friend,

AP
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To: bollywood_producer@india.india
From: Bollywood_lawyer@india.india

Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: Other names for Hari Puttar.

Yes. But don’t worry, nobody saw it.

-Gujarat Berkowitz