Biden and the Democratic V.P.s

This conversation was captured from the chat room: "Democratic V.P. Nominees"
Joseph Biden: Hey, anyone here?
John Edwards: Hey, Joe! Congratulations!
Joseph Biden:: thanks, John. How's the wife?
John Edwards: funny, Joe. Did you write that one yourself, or steal it from some Labor Party Candidate?

Joe Lieberman: Hey, now let's keep it civil. We're all on the same team. Well, ok, not me. But still, let's keep it civil.
John Edwards: Lieberman? How'd you get in here, Mr. Independent? Don't they check your card at the door?
Joseph Biden: Let's calm down John. It's not like he's Newt Gingrich, you know.
Lloyd Bentsen: That's true. I knew Newt Gingrich. Newt Gingrich was a friend of mine. Lieberman is no Newt Gingrich.
Joe Lieberman: thanks, Lloyd.
Lloyd Bentsen: Yeah, Newt had much better hair than you. Didn't you have some personal consultant to help with that? I mean - do you even have a mirror?
Joe Lieberman: Ok, Lloyd, we get the point...
Lloyd Bentsen: I mean, I knew Jack Kennedy. That was some hair. That's how you win an election.
Joseph Biden: speaking of elections... I'm in one, in case you haven't heard.
Walter Mondale: Yeah, Joe, congratulations, and good luck with that.
Joseph Biden: Thanks, Walter. Any advice?
Walter Mondale: Sure, Joe! My advice is, don't let a maniacal Middle Eastern leader capture American hostages and hold them for 444 days.
Lloyd Bentsen: Yeah, and don't ride in a tank.
Joe Lieberman: Three words for ya, Joe: Chads, Chads, Chads.