Barry Bonds Twitter

Captured from Barry Bonds Twitter page:
8:00 am: Checked phone messages. None there.
8:12 am: Called agent to check if he had any messages for me. He had none.
8:20 am: Called Hotel front desk to check if they had any messages for me. Hotel Clerk reminded me that they only take messages for people staying at the hotel, and I am at my house. Obviously he's a racist.
8:36 am: went out to mailbox to check mail. Nothing there.
8:45 am: Called post office to complain about slow mail service. Gave me some BS about schedules and stuff. Must be racists.
8:56 am: Called post office back. They had no messages for me.
9:10 am: Called post office back, still have not got mail. I told them I'd give his name to Jose Canseco if he didn't deliver mail right now. Guy accused me of BLACKmail. See, I was right, he's a racist.
10:00 am: called agent again. No messages. Told me he'd call if he hears anything. He thinks all GMs are racists.
10:35 am: Checked into hotel.
10:36 am: Called front desk to check messages, they had none.
11:00 am: Called agent. He said to stop calling, he was working. I'm beginning to think he might be a racist.
11:35 am: Went down to hotel front desk to see if mail was there. Still nothing.
12:10 pm: Called agent to see if he can get me into a better hotel. Line is disconnected. Damn Racist. I'm gonna go call Al Sharpton