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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Cinematic Superhero Hangout

Captured from Cinematic Superhero Hangout Forum


Bats: Man, the buzz is really good for THE DARK KNIGHT, opening July 18, everywhere!

Iron-ic: Well, I got the people going. As of right now, I am the hottest thing going!

HanCo: I’m new to this game, and I came outta nowhere…and still got butts in the seats, so there you go.

Hboy: OK, well, I’m a semi-obscure semi-indie guy, and I’m doing pretty good for myself, too!

Bats: Guys, no worries. I’m not bragging. I just think it’s safe to say, I’m the big deal this summer. That’s all.



J_Laffs_Last: HA! Really? Methinks the bat’s finally lost it. It’s me…Me! I’m the one they’re coming to see!
Iron-ic: Look, a lot of people didn’t really know much if anything about me, and I was so popular MTV actually created a really pointless award just so they can acknowledge me.
I so rule…

Hboy: Yeah Iron…and you’re so humble, too… *coff* a-hole *coff*

HanCo: Man, you guys need to chill. Be happy with what you got…

J_Laffs_Last: Ha! Bite me, fly-boy. And BTW, Scientology’s wackier than I am. Ha Ha!

HanCo: Man, that was cold. I dunno why you haven’t put this one down, Bats…

Bats: Well, I want to. I really, really want to. But he’s popular…That’s why my movie will be so huge!

J_Laffs_Last: Ha Ha!! There you go! You admit it! HA HA HA HA…
J_Laffs_Last has left the forum

Hboy: you know, I’ve dealt with some weird, dark stuff before, but that Joker takes the cake.

Iron-ic: Oh you guy’s with your dark this and your brooding that…keep it light, keep it humorous. I’m on fire baby! Sequels got a new writer. It’s gonna be sweet.
Anyway, OK, got a hook up with Pepper. Peace out boys.
Iron-ic has left the forum

Bats: A-hole
Greenie: SMASH!

HanCo: You said it, bug guy. A-Hole

Hboy: A-hole

Zhan: Hey guys. What’s up?
Lguru: Hello.

Hboy: Um, you might be in the wrong forum.

J_Laffs_Last: Ha! Priceless!HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
J_Laffs_Last has left the forum

Greenie: SMASH!!!
Greenie has left the forum

Zhan: In my country we don’t tolerate hate and prejudice!
Zhan has left the forum

Lguru: We should all get along

HanCo: Yeah, yeah, we Should get along, but jeez man, your movie made me wanna drink. More.
HanCo has left the forum

Hboy: OK, I think I’m outta here too. Go home Guru.
Hboy has left the forum

Lguru: nobody loves me
Lguru has left the forum

Bats: Well, looks like it’s just me. In the end, it’s all about me after all!



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