Miley's not so Smiley

The following is a transcript of footage taken from a hidden camera during the photo session with Miley Cyrus and famed photographer Annie Leibovitz.

Annie Leibovitz: Ok, Billy Ray, one more with Miley and you’ll be done.
Billy Ray Cyrus: That’s cool, I gotta be on a plane in an hour…If I miss it my heart will be all “Achy Breaky”. Get it? Achy Breaky Heart!
Annie: Uh, yeah. That will be all. Want to see the last one?
Billy Ray: Whoo wee. The pictures look good! Now I’d best skedaddle or I’ll miss that flight! Miley, you listen to Annie, ya hear?



Miley: Bye Dad! I'll be an angel, like always! Don't worry about me!
Annie: Ok, Miley, I have this pink chiffon party dress for you to change into.
Miley: Oh, Annie, I’m so tired of being seen as this little girl…Can’t we do something more, well grown up?
Annie: Well I could get you some pearls to go with the dress…
Miley: *snorts* That is so NOT what I meant? Sweet niblets! Here, look at these pictures I took with my cellphone…This is me in my favorite bra, this is me in my favorite white shirt in the shower…It’s sooooo hot!
Annie: Miley, I’m not sure…
Miley: And here’s one of me kissing my bff Mandy.
Annie: Well, we could try something different.
Miley: I wanna do something artsy…not skanky. I wanna take my top off.
Annie: Miley! I’m not gonna take a photo of you naked. There are people that will construe it as “child porn”.
Miley: But nekkid is soooo artsy!
Annie: I’m not sure about this…
Miley: Well, all right, gimme that sheet! I’ll cover my tatters.

And the rest is tabloid history.