Captured from the Batman Actors Guild Chat Room
Bale_IS_Bat: Hey all, be sure to go see my new movie, “The Dark Knight”, hitting the megaplex July 18!
ForeverVal: Well look who’s here…thank you for honoring us with your presence, oh great one!
Bale_IS_Bat: Kilmer! There’s no need for the ‘tude, OK?
I can’t help it if I’m considered the best Batman ever, alright?
ForeverVal: Whatever man…
BeetleBats: Come on Val, Christian’s a good guy.
ForeverVal: Oh, no, don’t you defend him Michael! At least you have BeetleJuice. What am I supposed to do? I’m way too old to do “Real Genius II”.
BeetleBats: But Val, you did “The Doors”, you did “Tombstone”…you’re great and the ladies love you.
ForeverVal: Shut up! “The ladies” all thought I looked really bad in “Alexander”…
Bale_IS_Bat: Val…come on…it’s OK.
BatOfShame: Hey guys.
ForeverVal: Clooney! What the Hell are you doing here? You helped ruin Batman, and now you’re like all respected, Mr Oscar nominee…get outta here. Go play with your rubber nipples.
BatOfShame: Wow, you sure hold a grudge. Look Val, maybe I can get you in on “Ocean’s 14” or something. And hey, I still know some people on “ER”…
BeetleBats: Val, look at me. Sure, I’m no superstar, but I’m doing OK in comedies and family films…
ForeverVal: (expletive deleted)
*ForeverVal has signed off*
Bale_IS_Bat: I feel kinda bad now…
OldBat: No need my good man, Val is just feeling out of sorts.
BeetleBats: Oh, Adam…you mean like when you sent me a box of bat guano after my first Bat movie? You know, that smell is still in my nose!
OldBat: That was a long time ago Michael. Man up, will ya?
BeetleBats: Fine. I gotta go meet with a suit about “Jack Frost 2”. Later.
*BeetleBats has signed off*
BatGal: Hello.
Bale_IS_Bat: Dina Meyers? Hey, how are you? Oh, that’s right, you played Batgirl on TV, right?
BatGal: Yeah…um, where’s Lou? This is the Bats forum, right? Where’s Lou Diamond Phillips?
OldBat: My dear young lady, I believe you’re in the wrong room.
*BatGal has signed off*
Bale_IS_Bat: That was weird.
BatShtCrZ: Well hello Christian, my name is Sean Young, but you can call me Catwoman! Meowr!
*Bale_IS_Bat has signed off*
*OldBat has signed off*
BatShtCrZ: Hello?
BatShtCrZ: Hello?
Bale_IS_Bat: Hey all, be sure to go see my new movie, “The Dark Knight”, hitting the megaplex July 18!
ForeverVal: Well look who’s here…thank you for honoring us with your presence, oh great one!
Bale_IS_Bat: Kilmer! There’s no need for the ‘tude, OK?
I can’t help it if I’m considered the best Batman ever, alright?
ForeverVal: Whatever man…
BeetleBats: Come on Val, Christian’s a good guy.
ForeverVal: Oh, no, don’t you defend him Michael! At least you have BeetleJuice. What am I supposed to do? I’m way too old to do “Real Genius II”.
BeetleBats: But Val, you did “The Doors”, you did “Tombstone”…you’re great and the ladies love you.
ForeverVal: Shut up! “The ladies” all thought I looked really bad in “Alexander”…
Bale_IS_Bat: Val…come on…it’s OK.
BatOfShame: Hey guys.
ForeverVal: Clooney! What the Hell are you doing here? You helped ruin Batman, and now you’re like all respected, Mr Oscar nominee…get outta here. Go play with your rubber nipples.
BatOfShame: Wow, you sure hold a grudge. Look Val, maybe I can get you in on “Ocean’s 14” or something. And hey, I still know some people on “ER”…
BeetleBats: Val, look at me. Sure, I’m no superstar, but I’m doing OK in comedies and family films…
ForeverVal: (expletive deleted)
*ForeverVal has signed off*
Bale_IS_Bat: I feel kinda bad now…
OldBat: No need my good man, Val is just feeling out of sorts.
BeetleBats: Oh, Adam…you mean like when you sent me a box of bat guano after my first Bat movie? You know, that smell is still in my nose!
OldBat: That was a long time ago Michael. Man up, will ya?
BeetleBats: Fine. I gotta go meet with a suit about “Jack Frost 2”. Later.
*BeetleBats has signed off*
BatGal: Hello.
Bale_IS_Bat: Dina Meyers? Hey, how are you? Oh, that’s right, you played Batgirl on TV, right?
BatGal: Yeah…um, where’s Lou? This is the Bats forum, right? Where’s Lou Diamond Phillips?
OldBat: My dear young lady, I believe you’re in the wrong room.
*BatGal has signed off*
Bale_IS_Bat: That was weird.
BatShtCrZ: Well hello Christian, my name is Sean Young, but you can call me Catwoman! Meowr!
*Bale_IS_Bat has signed off*
*OldBat has signed off*
BatShtCrZ: Hello?
BatShtCrZ: Hello?
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