from the Nicole Richie cookbook

Excerpts from the Nicole Richie cookbook:

1. Mac and Cheese

I’ve got this one down to a science!

• 1 box of kraft macaroni and cheese
• 1 sprinkle of heroin
• All the other stuff is says to add on the side of the box

In a saucepan mix all the ingredients, it’s that easy! This much is a lot, enough to last me a week or so, or feed 20 of my closest friends!

2. Yummy Celebrity Celery

Delicious and really filling!

• 6 celery stalks
• tbsp of salt

This one is very enjoyable, and easy to make! Slice up the celery, and sprinkle with salt! Be careful, as a few of these should last you at least a day! For a guilty pleasure, substitute celery for carrot sticks!

3. Soup de Paris

A “Hot” way to start a meal.

• 1 sausage
• ½ ounce of talent
• 1 video camera, with night vision
• 1 can of Campbell’s soup, any variety.

This one is dedicated to my friend Paris, it’s her favorite meal! Just mix the ingredients, and for extra fun videotape yourself slurping it down!