CAPTURED FROM JAMIE LYNN SPEARS TWITTER PAGE, 06-19-2008
Jamie_dalittlespears – Ok guys I’m leaving now to go give birth! Do you think I have time for Starbucks on the way? I’m so nervous y’all, I mean, if I don’t have a double-pump macchiato its gonna throw off my whole day! About 3 hours ago from HOME
BigMommaSpears – Oh my baby’s gonna have a baby! I aint been happier since my other baby had a baby… twice. About 3 hours ago from PHONE ON PRIVATE JET
ItsBritneyBitch – Uh, what’s going on now? Anyone seen whatshisname? About 2 and a half hours from HOME.
BigMommaSpears – Britney Jean, your sister is having a BABY! Isn’t that exciting? About 2 and a half hours ago from LAVATORY ON PRIVATE JET
Jamie_dalittlespears – Whatever! Who do you mean by whatshisname? You mean Sean? Your son? About 2 hours ago from LIMO
ItsBritneyBitch – SEAN! That’s it yeah… anyone seen him? I better go look for him… About 2 hours ago from HOME.
Jamie_dalittlespears – Whatever... these contractions are starting to suck… anyway there’s a In Touch magazine in here, and what’s this shit about CLAY AIKEN having a baby? About 2 hours ago from LIMO
BigMommaSpears – Oh right, I heard he got pregnant from with his manager or something. Don’t worry about it you should thinking about your BREATHING exercises! About an hour and a half ago from PRIVATE JET.
Jamie_dalittlespears – O WHATEVER! I don’t care about breathing! I can’t believe that little bitch Clay getting pregnant while I am pregnant… doesn’t she know that America only has room in their hearts for ONE little girl whose too young to be having sex, but is having a baby anyway? JESUS! About 1 hour and someodd minutess ago from LIMO, IN FRONT OF HOSPITAL
BigMommaSpears – Uhh.. Jamie Lynn, I think he’s a BOY, not a girl. I’m landing now, be there soon! About an hour or so, but whose counting from PRIVATE JET RUNWAY.
Jamie_dalittlespears – Uhh… whatever? who cares what kind of baby she’s having? I just am pissed she’s pregnant! 1 hour ago from HOSPITAL ADMISSION!
Casey_Aldrige_Spears – Baby I am so excited your having our bundle of joy! Was that legal Tony? 45 minutes ago from LAWYERS OFFICE
Jamie_dalittlespears – Whatever...Wait.. whose Tony? 44 minutes ago from STIRRUPS, 4 CM DIALATED.
Caseys_LAWYER – That’s me, we met last week at your sister’s BBQ. I was the one who found Sean playing in Britney’s old gym. And yes, Casey that was legal. 43 minutes ago from MY OFFICE
Casey_Aldrige_Spears – Remember baby I told you about this? He has to be with me 24/7 considering the legality of … uhh. Our situation. 40 minutes ago from LAWYERS OFFICE
Jamie_dalittlespears – Whatever… did you hear about – wait, another contraction… 32 minutes ago FROM HOSPITAL BED.
ItsBritneyBitch – OK seriously, am I being punk’d? Where the hell is Sean?… 30 minutes ago from HOME.
Jamie_dalittlespears – WHEW that was a hard one, the lady was all like... PUSH PUSH! Whatever! Anyway, Casey did you see that Clay Aiken is having a baby?… 28 minutes ago from EMERGENCY C-SECTION ROOM.
Casey_Aldrige_Spears – Oh that bitch! 26 minutes ago from LAWYERS OFFICE
Jamie_dalittlespears – Right? Whatever! Are you going to come down and see the baby? 20 minutes ago from DELIVERY ROOM.
Casey_Aldrige_Spears – Uhh… Tony? 18 minutes ago from LAWYERS OFFICE
Caseys_LAWYER – Depends, what state are you in Jamie? The laws on consent are different everywhere! 12 minutes ago from MY OFFICE
Jamie_dalittlespears – I think were in Mississippi… or Missouri. I forget. Whatever! DAMNIT where is my Starbucks… 10 minutes ago from DELIVERY ROOM.
Caseys_LAWYER – We better not Casey… bible belt and all. 8 minutes ago from MY OFFICE
BigMommaSpears – Jamie, I am almost there! How far along are you? 5 minutes ago from DIRTY, SMELLY CAB
Jamie_dalittlespears – OMG I totally had her a few minutes ago, didn’t I tell you? Momma, can you get my Starbucks, these people are grossing me out with their afterbirth and icechips and whatever! 4 minutes ago from DELIVERY ROOM
BigMommaSpears – OMG THIS IS AMAZING! This is the best day of my life!!!!!!! 3 minute ago from DIRTY, SMELLY CAB
Jamie_dalittlespears – Aww thanks Momma, Ima cry! I’m so glad you think my baby is amazing! 2 minutes ago from DELIVERY ROOM!
BigMommaSpears – Oh, not that sweety-pie! IM TOTALLY ON CASHCAB RIGHT NOW! 1 minute ago from DIRTY, SMELLY CAB
ItsBritneyBitch – Sean? Are you here? 30 seconds ago from HOME.
Jamie_dalittlespears – Ok guys I’m leaving now to go give birth! Do you think I have time for Starbucks on the way? I’m so nervous y’all, I mean, if I don’t have a double-pump macchiato its gonna throw off my whole day! About 3 hours ago from HOME
BigMommaSpears – Oh my baby’s gonna have a baby! I aint been happier since my other baby had a baby… twice. About 3 hours ago from PHONE ON PRIVATE JET
ItsBritneyBitch – Uh, what’s going on now? Anyone seen whatshisname? About 2 and a half hours from HOME.
BigMommaSpears – Britney Jean, your sister is having a BABY! Isn’t that exciting? About 2 and a half hours ago from LAVATORY ON PRIVATE JET
Jamie_dalittlespears – Whatever! Who do you mean by whatshisname? You mean Sean? Your son? About 2 hours ago from LIMO
ItsBritneyBitch – SEAN! That’s it yeah… anyone seen him? I better go look for him… About 2 hours ago from HOME.
Jamie_dalittlespears – Whatever... these contractions are starting to suck… anyway there’s a In Touch magazine in here, and what’s this shit about CLAY AIKEN having a baby? About 2 hours ago from LIMO
BigMommaSpears – Oh right, I heard he got pregnant from with his manager or something. Don’t worry about it you should thinking about your BREATHING exercises! About an hour and a half ago from PRIVATE JET.
Jamie_dalittlespears – O WHATEVER! I don’t care about breathing! I can’t believe that little bitch Clay getting pregnant while I am pregnant… doesn’t she know that America only has room in their hearts for ONE little girl whose too young to be having sex, but is having a baby anyway? JESUS! About 1 hour and someodd minutess ago from LIMO, IN FRONT OF HOSPITAL
BigMommaSpears – Uhh.. Jamie Lynn, I think he’s a BOY, not a girl. I’m landing now, be there soon! About an hour or so, but whose counting from PRIVATE JET RUNWAY.
Jamie_dalittlespears – Uhh… whatever? who cares what kind of baby she’s having? I just am pissed she’s pregnant! 1 hour ago from HOSPITAL ADMISSION!
Casey_Aldrige_Spears – Baby I am so excited your having our bundle of joy! Was that legal Tony? 45 minutes ago from LAWYERS OFFICE
Jamie_dalittlespears – Whatever...Wait.. whose Tony? 44 minutes ago from STIRRUPS, 4 CM DIALATED.
Caseys_LAWYER – That’s me, we met last week at your sister’s BBQ. I was the one who found Sean playing in Britney’s old gym. And yes, Casey that was legal. 43 minutes ago from MY OFFICE
Casey_Aldrige_Spears – Remember baby I told you about this? He has to be with me 24/7 considering the legality of … uhh. Our situation. 40 minutes ago from LAWYERS OFFICE
Jamie_dalittlespears – Whatever… did you hear about – wait, another contraction… 32 minutes ago FROM HOSPITAL BED.
ItsBritneyBitch – OK seriously, am I being punk’d? Where the hell is Sean?… 30 minutes ago from HOME.
Jamie_dalittlespears – WHEW that was a hard one, the lady was all like... PUSH PUSH! Whatever! Anyway, Casey did you see that Clay Aiken is having a baby?… 28 minutes ago from EMERGENCY C-SECTION ROOM.
Casey_Aldrige_Spears – Oh that bitch! 26 minutes ago from LAWYERS OFFICE
Jamie_dalittlespears – Right? Whatever! Are you going to come down and see the baby? 20 minutes ago from DELIVERY ROOM.
Casey_Aldrige_Spears – Uhh… Tony? 18 minutes ago from LAWYERS OFFICE
Caseys_LAWYER – Depends, what state are you in Jamie? The laws on consent are different everywhere! 12 minutes ago from MY OFFICE
Jamie_dalittlespears – I think were in Mississippi… or Missouri. I forget. Whatever! DAMNIT where is my Starbucks… 10 minutes ago from DELIVERY ROOM.
Caseys_LAWYER – We better not Casey… bible belt and all. 8 minutes ago from MY OFFICE
BigMommaSpears – Jamie, I am almost there! How far along are you? 5 minutes ago from DIRTY, SMELLY CAB
Jamie_dalittlespears – OMG I totally had her a few minutes ago, didn’t I tell you? Momma, can you get my Starbucks, these people are grossing me out with their afterbirth and icechips and whatever! 4 minutes ago from DELIVERY ROOM
BigMommaSpears – OMG THIS IS AMAZING! This is the best day of my life!!!!!!! 3 minute ago from DIRTY, SMELLY CAB
Jamie_dalittlespears – Aww thanks Momma, Ima cry! I’m so glad you think my baby is amazing! 2 minutes ago from DELIVERY ROOM!
BigMommaSpears – Oh, not that sweety-pie! IM TOTALLY ON CASHCAB RIGHT NOW! 1 minute ago from DIRTY, SMELLY CAB
ItsBritneyBitch – Sean? Are you here? 30 seconds ago from HOME.
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