captured from the "Scream 4 brainstorming session" Private Chatroom
K_teenangst_Williamson has entered the chatroom.
Wes_Craven_some_more: Kevin, buddy, you made it!
K_teenangst_Williamson: Yeah, man, I told you I would... and AAMOF I think I may have an idea.
Studio_exec1: Hey that's good news man!
Studio_exec2: Yeah, we're glad to hear it.
K_teenangst_Williamson: Wait.. WTF are they doing here?
Wes_Craven_some_more: Oh, them? Just some studio execs, they like to hear about my ideas and sometimes have some really good input.
Studio_exec1: Yeah, remember that bottle of Pepsi Rachel McAdams drank in "Red Eye"? All me baby!
Wes_Craven_some_more: That's right! Product placement is gold baby! Anyway, let's hear this idea Kevin!
K_teenangst_Williamson: LOL Ok, well it starts with a highschool. We're introduced to these two characters, the one is a girl who isn't really sure who she is, and the other is her boyfriend who wants to make the girl fall in love with him.
Wes_Craven_some_more: Wait... this sounds familiar...
K_teenangst_Williamson: Well, we find out these two have been friends since they were kids and they are each other's first REAL love. <3
Wes_Craven_some_more: GODDAMMIT Kevin. You already WROTE this shit - 10 years ago!
K_teenangst_Williamson: What are you talking about?
Wes_Craven_some_more: Dude, that's "Dawson's Creek!"
K_teenangst_Williamson: OMG man, whatever! I did that show forever ago! Besides, AFAIK teenage angst is IN right now.
Studio_exec2: Wait, what if the girl always wore Osh Kosh jeans, we've got a pending contract with them.
Studio_exec1: Oh, and she has to be addicted to Red Bull. Red Bull is real popular with the teen demos.
Wes_Craven_some_more: Guys, shut up. Kevin - listen man, I understand that teenage love stories are popular, but this one just sounds like that show!
K_teenangst_Williamson: Ur just being mean... besides, it was ONE show - why can't I write about teenagers falling in love again.
Wes_Craven_some_more: Uh... you did. What about those "Last Summer" movies?
K_teenangst_Williamson: You mean IKWYDLS? Dude, that was totally different - in those movies the teenage girls were BLONDE.
Wes_Craven_some_more: Kevin, man, listen. You've done the teenager thing... a LOT. Scream, I Know What You did Last Summer, The Faculty, Dawson's Creek, Teaching Mrs Tingle, Hidden Palms... maybe it's time you wrote something about some OLDER people.
K_teenangst_Williamson: Why? Teenagers are awesome... I mean, I identify so much with all their issues, and fumbling through awkward sexual conversations...
Wes_Craven_some_more: Dude... you're starting to freak ME out... you're 43 years OLD!
K_teenangst_Williamson: OO what if the male character has had a lifelong dream to become a director, AND he might be gay! huh? Whatcha think?
Wes_Craven_some_more: You've GOT to be kidding me.
Wes_Craven_some_more has left the chatroom.
K_teenangst_Williamson: Hello? Wes?
Studio_exec1: Uhh... I think he left. But, we LOVED the idea.
K_teenangst_Williamson: OMG You did?
Studio_exec1: We sure did! Gays are marketing off the charts right now.
Studio_exec2: Oh, I've got an idea, what if the male character always uses the girls WINDOW when he wants to see her? I've got a possible deal with a Windex in the works!
K_teenangst_Williamson: ... I think I love that idea. I've even got a new title... "Scream 4: I know what you did last movie!"
Studio_exec2: Best
Studio_exec2: title...
Studio_exec2: EVER!
K_teenangst_Williamson has entered the chatroom.
Wes_Craven_some_more: Kevin, buddy, you made it!
K_teenangst_Williamson: Yeah, man, I told you I would... and AAMOF I think I may have an idea.
Studio_exec1: Hey that's good news man!
Studio_exec2: Yeah, we're glad to hear it.
K_teenangst_Williamson: Wait.. WTF are they doing here?
Wes_Craven_some_more: Oh, them? Just some studio execs, they like to hear about my ideas and sometimes have some really good input.
Studio_exec1: Yeah, remember that bottle of Pepsi Rachel McAdams drank in "Red Eye"? All me baby!
Wes_Craven_some_more: That's right! Product placement is gold baby! Anyway, let's hear this idea Kevin!
K_teenangst_Williamson: LOL Ok, well it starts with a highschool. We're introduced to these two characters, the one is a girl who isn't really sure who she is, and the other is her boyfriend who wants to make the girl fall in love with him.
Wes_Craven_some_more: Wait... this sounds familiar...
K_teenangst_Williamson: Well, we find out these two have been friends since they were kids and they are each other's first REAL love. <3
Wes_Craven_some_more: GODDAMMIT Kevin. You already WROTE this shit - 10 years ago!
K_teenangst_Williamson: What are you talking about?
Wes_Craven_some_more: Dude, that's "Dawson's Creek!"
K_teenangst_Williamson: OMG man, whatever! I did that show forever ago! Besides, AFAIK teenage angst is IN right now.
Studio_exec2: Wait, what if the girl always wore Osh Kosh jeans, we've got a pending contract with them.
Studio_exec1: Oh, and she has to be addicted to Red Bull. Red Bull is real popular with the teen demos.
Wes_Craven_some_more: Guys, shut up. Kevin - listen man, I understand that teenage love stories are popular, but this one just sounds like that show!
K_teenangst_Williamson: Ur just being mean... besides, it was ONE show - why can't I write about teenagers falling in love again.
Wes_Craven_some_more: Uh... you did. What about those "Last Summer" movies?
K_teenangst_Williamson: You mean IKWYDLS? Dude, that was totally different - in those movies the teenage girls were BLONDE.
Wes_Craven_some_more: Kevin, man, listen. You've done the teenager thing... a LOT. Scream, I Know What You did Last Summer, The Faculty, Dawson's Creek, Teaching Mrs Tingle, Hidden Palms... maybe it's time you wrote something about some OLDER people.
K_teenangst_Williamson: Why? Teenagers are awesome... I mean, I identify so much with all their issues, and fumbling through awkward sexual conversations...
Wes_Craven_some_more: Dude... you're starting to freak ME out... you're 43 years OLD!
K_teenangst_Williamson: OO what if the male character has had a lifelong dream to become a director, AND he might be gay! huh? Whatcha think?
Wes_Craven_some_more: You've GOT to be kidding me.
Wes_Craven_some_more has left the chatroom.
K_teenangst_Williamson: Hello? Wes?
Studio_exec1: Uhh... I think he left. But, we LOVED the idea.
K_teenangst_Williamson: OMG You did?
Studio_exec1: We sure did! Gays are marketing off the charts right now.
Studio_exec2: Oh, I've got an idea, what if the male character always uses the girls WINDOW when he wants to see her? I've got a possible deal with a Windex in the works!
K_teenangst_Williamson: ... I think I love that idea. I've even got a new title... "Scream 4: I know what you did last movie!"
Studio_exec2: Best
Studio_exec2: title...
Studio_exec2: EVER!
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