Excerpt taken from the “Online Draft for Un-Represented Talents"
ROUND 14 of 14
Draft_Manager: OK guys, last round! Remember, just like in the other rounds, you have 3 minutes to select your talent, and once you made your decision you cannot go back. Good luck gentlemen.
Sal_Rosdenburg: Alright, for my first pick, I am going to take Baby Tiffany!
Mark_Epstein: Wait, you mean that kid who fell down the well in the 80’s?
Sal_Rosdenburg: No no, that was Baby Jessica, this one was trapped in a schoolbus overnight in 1991. She’s releasing an album in June.
Ronnie_Cohen: Meh, Jessica is a recluse now; I picked her up in the draft a few years ago. Anyway, for my pick I’m taking the “Can you hear me now?” guy from those cellphone commercials!
Kevin_Katz: Oh good one, good one.
Sal_Rosdenburg: Yeah nice snag. I didn’t think he’d drop this low, I forgot all about it.
Ronnie_Cohen: Apparently it’s the only line he can memorize – but I think with some editing I can make him into a star.
Kevin_Katz: Alright Ronnie calm down…. I’ve got a better pick. This round I am taking Julie “Bulldog” Crossley.
Ronnie_Cohen: Who?
Stew_McPhee: Yeah WHO?
Kevin_Katz: Ol’ Bulldog was the runner up for the USARPS league championship.
Stew_McPhee: Oh…. Wait, WHO?
Kevin_Katz: *SIGH* She’s the runner up for the Rock, Paper, Scissors Championship.
Stew_McPhee: Damn, not bad… not bad. Ok who is left?
Kevin_Katz: Not much man…
Sal_Rosdenburg: Yeah it’s getting pretty slim pickings.
Stew_McPhee: OK, OK, I’ll guess I’ll take “Chirpy” the pigeon who steals chips from the convenience store when the door opens… maybe Lays will be interested!
Brian_Ronstein: NOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU!
Stew_McPhee: Ha ha, sorry man….
Kevin_Katz: Oh Brian, only ONE pick left.
Mark_Epstein: Ha ha, that sucks Brian… good luck man.
Brian_Ronstein: Do I HAVE to take him?
Draft_Manager: Sorry Brian, but the rules state you have to take an available talent, or lose all your picks from the previous rounds.
Brian_Ronstein: Man, that’s a tough call…
Draft_Manager: You have ONE minute left.
Brian_Ronstein: *SIGH* Ok, fine… I take…. Andy Dick.
Brian Ronstein has left the chat.
ROUND 14 of 14
Draft_Manager: OK guys, last round! Remember, just like in the other rounds, you have 3 minutes to select your talent, and once you made your decision you cannot go back. Good luck gentlemen.
Sal_Rosdenburg: Alright, for my first pick, I am going to take Baby Tiffany!
Mark_Epstein: Wait, you mean that kid who fell down the well in the 80’s?
Sal_Rosdenburg: No no, that was Baby Jessica, this one was trapped in a schoolbus overnight in 1991. She’s releasing an album in June.
Ronnie_Cohen: Meh, Jessica is a recluse now; I picked her up in the draft a few years ago. Anyway, for my pick I’m taking the “Can you hear me now?” guy from those cellphone commercials!
Kevin_Katz: Oh good one, good one.
Sal_Rosdenburg: Yeah nice snag. I didn’t think he’d drop this low, I forgot all about it.
Ronnie_Cohen: Apparently it’s the only line he can memorize – but I think with some editing I can make him into a star.
Kevin_Katz: Alright Ronnie calm down…. I’ve got a better pick. This round I am taking Julie “Bulldog” Crossley.
Ronnie_Cohen: Who?
Stew_McPhee: Yeah WHO?
Kevin_Katz: Ol’ Bulldog was the runner up for the USARPS league championship.
Stew_McPhee: Oh…. Wait, WHO?
Kevin_Katz: *SIGH* She’s the runner up for the Rock, Paper, Scissors Championship.
Stew_McPhee: Damn, not bad… not bad. Ok who is left?
Kevin_Katz: Not much man…
Sal_Rosdenburg: Yeah it’s getting pretty slim pickings.
Stew_McPhee: OK, OK, I’ll guess I’ll take “Chirpy” the pigeon who steals chips from the convenience store when the door opens… maybe Lays will be interested!
Brian_Ronstein: NOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU!
Stew_McPhee: Ha ha, sorry man….
Kevin_Katz: Oh Brian, only ONE pick left.
Mark_Epstein: Ha ha, that sucks Brian… good luck man.
Brian_Ronstein: Do I HAVE to take him?
Draft_Manager: Sorry Brian, but the rules state you have to take an available talent, or lose all your picks from the previous rounds.
Brian_Ronstein: Man, that’s a tough call…
Draft_Manager: You have ONE minute left.
Brian_Ronstein: *SIGH* Ok, fine… I take…. Andy Dick.
Brian Ronstein has left the chat.
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