Wall-E's email to Pixar

EXCERPTS TAKEN FROM WALL E’s EMAIL PROGRAM THIS WEEKEND.

To: Lasster_John@pixarrules.disney
From: Wall_E@pixarcharacters.disney

Subject: Sequel?

Johnny! Hey man, just got off the phone with my agent, and he says the numbers for the second week look good… over 100 mill already! I was talking with him, and we think a sequel might be a good idea, eh?

Gotta run, Johnny 5 and R2 are coming over to play poker… by the way they love the idea too, they’ve BOTH done the sequel thing.

Beep, beep, boop.-W

To: Wall_E@pixarcharacters.disney,
CC:Woody@pixarcharacters.disney, Flik@pixarcharacters.disney, Sully_n_Mike@pixarcharacters.disney, Nemo@pixarcharacters.disney, IncredibleFamily@pixarcharacters.disney, LightningMcQ@pixarcharacters.disney, ratatouille@pixaracharacters.disney
From: Lasseter_John@pixarexec.disney

Subject: RE: Sequel?

Wall E, glad to see you’re enjoying the success. I CC’d the rest of the gang on here, because it seems every year when one of our movie comes out, everyone thinks its time to start asking for sequels…



once again, we don’t DO sequels guys. Sorry. The whole Toy Story 2 thing was a big mistake, and it won’t happen again. Besides, we’ve got a full plate for the next… decade.

Love,
John.

To: Wall_E@pixarcharacters.disney
From: Nemo@pixarcharacters.disney

Subject: RE: Sequel?

Ha ha, are you kidding me Mr Roboto? Listen chump, if anyone around here is getting a sequel next it’s gonna be me? Do you KNOW how many kids saw my movie? The Demos are outta sight. I’ve been busy doing the new stuff at Disney World, otherwise I am SURE John would’ve asked me already.

-Nemo

To: Wall_E@pixarcharacters.disney
From: Sully_n_Mike@pixarcharacters.disney

Subject: RE: Sequel?

Kid, listen, if you want a sequel, no matter what you do… don’t let them in on your personal life. Sure, Disney World allows those marches, but you’d be surprised how they frown upon “alternative lifestyles!”

By the way, you looked GREAT at the premiere, gold is really your color!

-Sully-n-Mike

To: Wall_E@pixarcharacters.disney
From: IncredibleFamily@pixarcharacters.disney

Subject: RE: Sequel?

Hey Wall E, long time no chat! How ya been? You wanna do a sequel huh? Yeah, we’re waiting for ours too! I mean, what superhero movie DOESN’T have a sequel, you know?

How are you doing with the success? It can be tough out there, so be careful… Dash’s court date is in a few weeks, and we’re pretty sure his charge is going to be reduced to possession only, and Violet is doing well with her group therapy, … and her pregnancy is moving along well! Bob flipped, of course, and I’ve noticed he’s been spending a lot of time with his makeup girl – and we aren’t even filming anything!
Anyway, gotta go! This bottle of gin won’t drink itself.

-Elastigirl

To: Wall_E@pixarcharacters.disney
From: LightningMcQ@pixarcharacters.disney

Subject: RE: Sequel?

Wait... John still talks to you?

-Lightning